the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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