make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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