Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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