We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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