If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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