HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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