If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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