we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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