Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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