Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Randomize
