glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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