Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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