Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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