Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The beer is more important than you right now.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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