great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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