Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
