R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
