Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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