i just had sex bonerless
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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