Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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