So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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