why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My penis needs a shock collar
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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