Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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