that's an acceptable place to lick
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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