You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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