Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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