Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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