ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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