Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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