wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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