Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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