He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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