i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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