Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
accomplished twins. life is a go
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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