my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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