i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Randomize
