He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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