we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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