I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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