Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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