Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
That accounts for only three of the penises
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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