how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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