Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
