I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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