If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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