I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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