dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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