idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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