I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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