I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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