Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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